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Joke #17451

Q: How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business? A: Cat got his tong(s)! -~- Tags: cat, ice, tongue

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Joke #17723

Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a refrigerator? A: A sheet of ice! -~- Tags: ghost, ice, refrigerator

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Joke #17888

Q: How do Eskimos like to travel to Alaska? A: On icicles built for two. -~- Tags: Alaska, Eskimo, ice

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Joke #17944: The World’s Weirdest Sheep Story

Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture.  One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t...

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Joke #17952

TEACHER: “Why are you late?” DENNIS: “My little brother fell through the ice and I rescued him.” TEACHER: “Is he all right?” DENNIS: “Yes, but he’s not allowed to play in the freezer anymore.” -~-...

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Joke #18219

Q: What kind of sheets do ghosts wear at the North Pole? A: Sheets of ice. -~- Tags: ghost, ice, North Pole

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Joke #18361

Q: What do you give a snowman for his birthday? A: A cake of ice. -~- Tags: birthday, cake, ice, snowman

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Quote #21480

“*ouch!!! ur gonna need some ice cuz u just got burrrrrned!*” – coke~n~chips -~- Tags: ice

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Joke #21546

If a child is choking on an ice cube don’t panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and the blockage is almost instantly removed! -~- Tags: children, ice, water

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Ice Bowling

Materials: Bowling Ball Players: 2+ What you do: Use a bowling ball to destroy glaciers. Each glacier you destroy, you get one point. First to 10 points wins. Boundaries: The polar regions of the...

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icedochid

icedochid – n. a less-than-full ice cube tray -~- Tags: ice, icedochid, noun

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